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May 22, 2013
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pinkfilm:

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

only thing missing is the super advanced fish AI

YOU FORGOT IMMERSION, HOW COULD YOU FORGET IMMERSION.

(via codemanj94)

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May 21, 2013
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thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

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May 14, 2013
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defranco: aliceinsouthdakota: …I forgot the context. [x] The girls love to mimic and mock :-p

defranco:

aliceinsouthdakota:

…I forgot the context. [x]

The girls love to mimic and mock :-p

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May 12, 2013
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iwishihadafather:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime, via youre-anus)

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April 23, 2013
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beeishappy:

TDS | TCR 2013.04.22 [x]

(via youre-anus)

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April 23, 2013
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danielextra: THINGS TO REGULATE…according to the GOP

danielextra:

THINGS TO REGULATE…according to the GOP

(via political-cartoons)

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April 21, 2013
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too-stoned-to-remember: 221cbakerstreet: azryal00: pleatedjeans: A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via Women. Get shit done. WHAT A QUEEN By the way she looks lovely 

too-stoned-to-remember:

221cbakerstreet:

azryal00:

pleatedjeans:

A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via

Women.

Get shit done.

WHAT A QUEEN

By the way she looks lovely 

(via oscarmeyerswiener)

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April 15, 2013
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codemanj94:

turntechgoddamnit:

where da party at

My car everyday

Codeman lies, there’s no cookies.

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April 10, 2013
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slay-z:

youngbadmanbrown:

gallifreyan-hallows:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

raiseusfromperdition:

tedschmosbyarchitect:

tardistautology:

Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas?

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oh my god

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get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies

I CAN’T EAT FRUIT NOW. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, TUMBLR?

bless

the moral of the story is that all fruit is vaginas and you will eat them happily and be glad for the opportunity.

(via epwna)

Chat
April 06, 2013
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Internet. Television. It's all the same.

  • Guy at empanada stand at the airport in Miami: Aye. i know you from the television.
  • Me: No you don't. You're just trying to get me to buy something. (joking)
  • Empanada Guy: Yes I do but that's okay. You don't want to be noticed. We're not asking to take your picture.
  • Me: I'm not on TV though.
  • Empanada Guy: Yes you are with the white coat and the funny things on the Internet.
  • Me: You mean online?
  • Empanada Guy: On the YouTube on the television. I watch it with my son. He loves it. He thinks you very funny.
  • Me: Oh wow. So you *do* know me. I'm not famous though.
  • Empanada Guy: Yes you are but don't worry. I won't take your picture. I'll just tell my son I saw you.
  • Me: Um. Ok. I can take a picture with you. It's just that I'm not--
  • Empanada Guy: That's ok. You don't want to be noticed.
  • Me: No I'm just not used to this. It's the Internet. Not television.
  • Empanada Guy: Internet. Television. It's all the same.
  • Further proof that my idea to completely remove the now pointlessly separate phone lines and television and just beef up web servers and what ever type of cables the ISPs are using so that everything is just sent through the internet allowing even more access to various pieces of media and likely speeding up your internet - provided your ISP upgrades their cables - and making the internet experience more enjoyable. However ISPs would probably begin charging ridiculously high (as if they aren't already) and undoubtedly some people would now be unable to use their own internet and have to use some form of public wifi... Not everyone can win, right?